all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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