Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
this is an emotional support booty call
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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