hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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