im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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