Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I still have a little drunk in my system
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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