You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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