I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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