We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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