she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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