I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
His nipple licking is glorious
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