This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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