I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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