no you cant smoke seaweed
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
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