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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He better not be in your backpack
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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