Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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