Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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