she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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