i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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