but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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