don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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