UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I enjoy the company of your penis
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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