Cold hands, warm shart.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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