I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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