Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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