I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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