I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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