i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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