ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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