sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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