a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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