I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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