I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Randomize
