talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We were destined to go to rehab together
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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