About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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