Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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