you guys were way drunker than both of me
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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