I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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