question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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