ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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