i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Someone signed my nipple.
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