No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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