That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
There's even glitter on my cock...
Randomize
