i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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