He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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