It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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