STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
handjob tips. give me some.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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