You work out of a Hotel?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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