"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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