did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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