I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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