Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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