How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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