did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
