Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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