Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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